Harry appears to be adding to his sports car collection as he is seen driving around (April 2, 2014)
@nadiatahery: This is a bit bad cos we didn’t find the keys before, but was really awesome to chat with you guys! @louist91
this might change your life
I’m probably going to use this in a report at some point in my life
One Direction members as cities, based on their significant individual features.
Zayn and Louis with fans today in London (15.04.2014)
what do you call a drunk basketball player
a slaM DRUNK
you know what fuck you i was gonna say tequille o’neal but no you had to blow my punchline out of the water i cant even win a fucking coin flip let alone my own text posts i hate this website i am logging off goodbye jack let go and drown you poor-ass frozen peice of shIT
is this an insult
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
When I go to the damn doctor just to get my depo, and they have me talk to the nutritionist because they are adamant that I don’t eat or am bulimic or anorexic. Like honey, we have went through all the testing before. I just don’t gain weight, I don’t have a problem. I have a faster than usual metabolism. If you just read the shit it says on my file, you’ll see you’re like the 4th doctor to do this, and not find anything wrong with me. So please go fuck yourself. For real, my mom is annoyed as fuck with this shit. Since I was little, they would pull this shit and say “I’m not fed properly” or the greatest one ever was when they asked my mom if they gave my brother all the food (cause he was chubby when we were little). Like cut the shit. My mom was 92lbs after she had me. Wait like 10 years and I’ll probably gain weight, but for, it’s just not in the cards. Cause believe me, I don’t miss a meal. The whole weight gaining shit just doesn’t happen.