this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
Must REBLOG this post. Fandom blogs only please.
Send us your favorite song for this-
Song on shuffle:
the higher you rate the more you gain
So someone stole my water bottle at cheer camp today. Like really? Do you know how much bacteria that spreads? Probably not cause you’re a bunch of uneducated fucks.
The 1975 released singles: first and last lines (insp.)
when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN