How many times can the phrase “I’m very single, ready to mingle” be said by different people?
Hint: If it were a drinking game, you’d be trashed 8 minutes in.
Adam: "I truly believe that I am better looking than 95% of the general population"
Adam is actually the least attractive male contestant in this cycle.
3. Miss J’s Back
I like how he announced himself like some kind of horror movie villain. Were we supposed to scream in terror as he stomped down the runway in a mask? It was like the return of Freddy Krueger… or maybe just the Fashion Witch.
At least one woman in the audience looked kind of terrified by the “reveal,” but that could just as easily be a look of confusion. Evidently, she wasn’t as excited for the return of Miss J as Will, who started shouting praises like he was in church and said:
I felt a little sorry for Will initially when he told us his backstory. It can’t be easy being a giant dance-loving gay man while living in a conservative Texas community that didn’t allow him to be himself. However, then when he called seeing Miss J the “best moment of [his] life,” I felt absolutely terrible for him. There’s been nothing better? Really, this is it?
Tyra is giddy to see Miss J back, too, and tells him she missed him. Then she has the gall to ask: “Where were you? Where’d you go?”
Tyra Banks, you damn well know that you sacked his ass a few years ago. We ALL know that. Don’t even pretend. The fiction continues with Miss J’s response:
You know how ambiguously-gendered men in their late 50s are getting booked for runways all the time these days, right? He was just far too busy!
All that nonsense aside, I am genuinely happy to see him back. This show has missed his brand of humor. He was very entertaining aside from one WTF moment when Cory complimented Will’s femininity and Miss J thought it was fine as long as he could show a masculine side as well.
- Does J really have to say that shit to Cory who heard that same close-minded sentiment directed at him repeatedly last cycle?
- Where does someone like Miss J get off telling someone that they need to have a masculine side?
Let’s take a look back at all of our favorite Miss J moments where he showed his masculine side:
Oh well. Welcome back, boo.
8 Funniest Moments of ANTM Cycle 21 Episode 1
My initial thoughts after watching the new ANTM:
1. The gay catholic dancer is great.
2. Shei is my favourite tho.
3. If one of those disgusting self-proclaimed “alpha males” wins I am 110% done with this show forever.
4. Kelly Cutrone is everything.
My top five for ANTM cycle 21, Romeo Tostado, Chantelle Young, Lenox Tillman, Mirjana Puhar and Will Jardell. Good luck to all!
ms jay is 56 years old. FIFTY-SIX YEARS OLD. how??